Total Medals Earned: 241 (From 44 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,605 Points
Medals Earned: 16/20 (150/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/435 points)
Finish in 3rd place or better in levels 1-3
Finish in 3rd place or better in levels 7-9
Destroy 25 snowmans
Finish in 1st place or better in levels 13-15
Destroy 30 skeletons
55 secconds to finish 18 level
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
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Medals Earned: 3/52 (15/330 points)
Medals Earned: 3/15 (25/420 points)
Got a combo of at least 10!
Beat level 1 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 2 of Adventure Mode!
Got a combo of at least 25!
Beat level 3 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 4 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 5 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 6 of Adventure Mode!
Got a win in the multiplayer vs mode!
Got a combo of at least 50!
Beat level 7 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 8 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 9 of Adventure Mode!
Completed Adventure Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Win a game
Lose the game
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 2/28 (15/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
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Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
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Medals Earned: 4/7 (160/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!